Paper Plains Don't Fly In The Rain: Archive

I am Grey's Anatomy deprived.

Dec 28th

Dec 26th

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Dear Wizard Community,

It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of Edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the M.o.M (Ministry of Magic). Sincerely, A Ministry of Magic Spy

Dec 26th

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Dear Wizard Community,

It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of Edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the M.o.M (Ministry of Magic). Sincerely, A Ministry of Magic Spy

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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I survived 2010 without getting pregnant.

bitches!

Dec 25th

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I survived 2010 without getting pregnant.

bitches!

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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I love sexist things, really.

Boy: Make a C with your right hand . Girl: okayyyyy .*makes a C.* Boy: *smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.* Girl: A heart? Boy: no . my stomach. and its empty, make me a sandwich.

Dec 25th

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